I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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