what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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