hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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