What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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