I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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