Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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