who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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