Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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