Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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