Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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