yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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