It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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