I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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