The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
