so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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