Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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