now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
