People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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