Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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