she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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