I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
