I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
