remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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