Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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