apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Come on in and take your pants off
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