if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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