I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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