In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
