I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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