I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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