i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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