i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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