What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
