maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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