You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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