I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just had sex bonerless
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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