summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She needs sedatives and a leash
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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