AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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