I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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