you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
