I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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