i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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