There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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