goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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