i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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