I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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