i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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