Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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