weddingsv make me drug and hornr
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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