whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
