i permit you to call me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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