um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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