So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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