I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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