guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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